FELINE ENCOUNTER

I have lost count on how many cats I've kept in my lifetime.
30 ...maybe more. I had this affinity for these characters. I would befriend these neighbourhood scamps and bring em home. And then take good care of them. And that meant spoiling them with the choicest food, taking them to the vet etc.

I was in high school then. A hardcore crime fiction fan. I must have been reading too many of them that season. I was startled to find ARISTOTLE, my cat do an ambush on me in my dream. He leapt from the cupboard, ready to shred me to peices.... What the H....? I wanted to ask. But before I could raise my voice Artistotle made this extrordinary demand. " Return 10 million Dollars! NAOW! I want it Now!...NOW!This very moment."

I wanted to kick him. But he pressed me to the wall and threatened. " You have no idea who I am." I was shell shocked. I couldn't even to look at that cat for the next couple of weeks!!!
I thought he was from the intelligence Department or something.

Funny? Not really.